Laura McKenna’s “Husband Conversations” Volume 1

On the phone with my husband last night and I said:
“I really want a Turtle Sundae.”

He immediately said, “No you don’t. You might think you do but that’s way too messy.”

Confused, I said: “What? They’re not any messier than…”

He cuts me off with: “No. No. We’d have to get an entire enclosure and it’s going to start to stink.”

I just start bursting laughing…

But he kept on: “You won’t be laughing when you have a stinky house. You would never.”

I’m dying at this point.

Him, completely serious: “I don’t think you realize…”

Me (once I could breathe again): “Ice cream! Vanilla ice cream, caramel, hot fudge, and pecans.”

… silence…

Then he starts laughing, hard.

“I thought you said you wanted a turtle someday.”

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