Movie Monday: I’m not the only one…

I have two movie reviews to share with you on this Movie Monday but they really do go hand in hand.

First, the movie I watched over the weekend: Final Destination: Bloodlines

As a big fan of the very first Final Destination (2000) and the logging truck scene from Final Destination 2 (2003), I set my expectations low for Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) because what could be better than those first two installments?

I was surprised by a couple things, both good and bad.

The Positives:
-I really liked what they did with the plot. And you know that’s one of my scary movie criteria. It doesn’t have to be deep or Oscar worthy- but a scary movie should at least make sense. Final Destination: Bloodlines did. I like how it tied back to the original (even though it’s been many, many years since I watched it).
-The tense (will they or won’t they die right now) scenes are plentiful and delightfully stressful. Well done.
-I liked the characters. Everyone from the crazy Granny to the mouthy brother. They did a good job making these characters into people that you cared about. And then they killed them off one by one like a good scary movie does.

The Negative: (and you’ll notice that’s a singular negative – not negatives– although it’s a big one)
I cannot stand all the CGI in movies these days. I was unfazed by all the death scenes because they all looked so fake. Gone are the days of “real” fake blood being used on movie sets because a computer just superimposes the gore on the screen (and it shows). Everything is so crystal clear and fakey looking that it almost feels like I’m watching a cartoon. I feel the same level of disgust watching modern scary movies that I felt back in the day when the road runner fell off a cliff or was smashed by an anvil. Who cares, right? It’s just a cartoon.
Maybe this means I’m just old but I long for the good old days of the slasher movies on the grainy film. These days scary movies just aren’t as scary looking. And I miss that. A lot.

Which brings me to a listener review from over the weekend, too. And how funny that they seem to be saying the same thing!

Listener Movie Review: Blood Simple (1984)

Yes! I don’t remember watching Blood Simple but I can almost picture what it looks like on the screen and I love it already! Can we go back to those days where movies just looked real?

It reminds me of another great movie I recently watched called Strange Darling (2023). It just looked real as I was watching it and I was instantly more invested in it. Put that on your list if you like a cat-and-mouse suspenseful thriller. It’s newer but it looks old.

Because most of the new movies these days just aren’t cutting it for me. Apparently not for this listener either.

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